Anatomically Correct Snowman

Another Abby story. Today she and daddy were building a snowman. Abby picks up a stick and jabs it into the bottom part of the snowman. "What's that?" Loren asked. "It's a daddy snowman. That's the thing he pees with," Abby answers. Loren convinced her that the snowman had clothes on, therefore you could not see that. Not satisfied, Abby took her finger and poked a hole in the snowman so it could still pee. Thanks to the three year old, we almost had the block's only pornographic snowman.