Christmas Pictures, Part 1

As Christmas is lasting for most of the upcoming month, pictures will be done in batches, I guess. Here's the first part of our Christmas...

Anatomically Correct Snowman

Another Abby story. Today she and daddy were building a snowman. Abby picks up a stick and jabs it into the bottom part of the snowman. "What's that?" Loren asked. "It's a daddy snowman. That's the thing he pees with," Abby answers. Loren convinced her that the snowman had clothes on, therefore you could not see that. Not satisfied, Abby took her finger and poked a hole in the snowman so it could still pee. Thanks to the three year old, we almost had the block's only pornographic snowman.

Funny Abby Story

Tonight, Abby has changed her mind. The first half of the day she would only answer to "Princess Abby" and I had to call Lily "Princess Lily." Tonight, she has decided that she is Carrie from Little House on the Prairie. She just came upstairs for the umpteenth time tonight...

Loren: "Abby..."
Abby: "Carrie."
Loren: "Carrie, you need to go to bed now."
Abby: "I'm hungry."
Loren: "Carrie, tomorrow will be a long day on the farm. There's plowing to do and we have to watch the baby."
Abby: "Okay, pa. G'night ma." And off she went, back to bed.

OH MY GOSH WHOSE CHILD IS SHE???

Jaime's Poem

The Fall Leaves
fun fun goes the leaves in the wind
rustling along they fly
they jump
they play all day
fun fun fun fun goes the leaves in the wind